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There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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- what a girl says: i'm fine
- what she means: old sport
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*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
(via laughcentre)
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
(via laughcentre)
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
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