when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
try n close those containers
You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot